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Hello there, lovely ladies (and gentlemen, we see you too)! Are you tired of sipping on your eighth cup of coffee just to get through the holiday cleaning and organizing? I know the feeling! I get it, as a mom, your to-do list is longer than a CVS receipt, but sis, I have a secret to share. Ditch the caffeine, and let's talk about cannabis. Yes, you heard me right, cannabis. Hang on, hear me out before you raise that eyebrow.

Cannabis, specifically some strains, can be your unexpected ally in waging the war on end-of-the-year clutter. Who knew you could kill two birds with one stone: have good vibes while cleaning? Don't write this off as stoner mumbo jumbo just yet. We can unlock a euphoria-filled, focused, and energized cleaning session with the right cannabis strains.

The Intersection of Marijuana and House Cleaning

Marijuana, Mary Jane, pot, or cannabis, call it what you will, and it is still an underdog hero when it comes to cleaning. Now hold on, don’t imagine this is a college dorm room scenario with snacks strewn about. We are talking about hyper-focused, energetic cleaning motivation using certain strains of marijuana. Many strains are known for their uplifting, motivating, and energy-providing characteristics. Imagine, if you will, being able to clean your house from top to bottom, while feeling like the Disney princess version of yourself? Sounds like a dream, right? Think singing birds, blissful ambiance, and all!

So what makes certain strains of marijuana a preferred choice when doing house chores? It's all about their invigorating high that encourages physical activity, boosts focus, and adds a dash of motivation to boring chores. It's a strange fact but expect to find yourself a bit more heartily scrubbing those stubborn grout lines, or organizing closets in a tastefully color-coded fashion with a little help from Mary Jane!

Top Marijuana Strains for Cleaning Purposes

Let’s head onto the strains that turn Cinderella's into whimsically tidying creatures. Meet Jack, Sour, Durban, the Super Lemon Haze, and many more of your new friends!

Jack Herer

Our buddy Jack Herer is quite the character. He’s known for his clear-headed, creative high and blissful moods. Need to reorganize your pantry creatively? Jack's your guy!

Sour Diesel

Next, Sour Diesel , or Sour D. She's Miss Popular for a reason. Her positive, energizing high is incomparable. Who knew scrubbing your oven could feel so good?

Durban Poison

Then we have Durban Poison , a sweet but deadly strain (to your to-do list). No, she's not as brutal as she sounds. This strain's celebrated for its clear, focused high perfect for when it's time to give those floorboards some much-needed attention.

Super Lemon Haze

Are you ready for a burst of energy with a citrusy twist? Super Lemon Haze in the house! You'd be kicking up dust bunnies with a lemon-fresh vibe in no time.

Sour Tangie

Sour Tangie offers an elevated buzz perfect for physical activities like cleaning. So plug in that vacuum, and get ready to rock and roll, honey.

Sunshine

We have Sunshine with us too, combining that energizing euphoria with fruity and citrus flavors. Clean the house, smell the tropical infusion, ahhh!

Chocolope

Last, but certainly not least, we’ve got Chocolope , which offers an uplifting mental shift with cocoa and coffee notes. If coffee or cocoa can't get you going, then Chocolope surely can!

Importance of Timely Consumption

All these awesome strains have their moments, and by moments, I mean timing. Be mindful of the time of day you choose to indulge, as these strains are known for their energy-boosting effects. Try ingesting them earlier in the day to ensure you actually get sleep at night.

Here’s a little tip, start your mornings with these strains to energize your whole day of cleaning, organizing or tedious chores. If it's an afternoon session, ensure there's enough time to wind down before the kids jump on you for bedtime stories! (Be careful with full sativa strains, as consuming too much can sometimes lead to the opposite effect you’re looking for. Mix your bud with a second hybrid strain or do micro-sessions throughout the day.)

There you have it, my friends, a concoction of strains that’ll make your holiday cleaning sessions more enjoyable and focused. Now, who ever thought you could put fun and cleaning in one sentence?

Remember, ladies, as with every good thing, moderation is key and start very small and slow if you're a first timer. We all react differently to different strains, metabolize at different speeds, and experience effects of strains in unique ways, so be cautious when trying new strains or brands. Consume responsibly and only where it's legal.

Stay tuned for more enlightening tidbits from yours truly, your virtual sister from another mister. Until next time, munch on those edibles, puff on that vaporizer, or sip on that cannabis tea, and conquer that household work like a queen!

 Source : Leafly